I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALTell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
SHAQUILLE O'NEALEvery time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALExcellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALWe’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAs my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThat was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALYou guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIt was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALKeep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALBut that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAs a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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