Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAnyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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