They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAnyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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