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Rush Limbaugh

My objective is to satisfy [my] audience so they come back the next day.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Audeince Come Back Objective Satisfaction
Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Choice Drug Test
Obama is a statist. He’s an authoritarian. He doesn’t want to govern; he wants to rule.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Authority Government Rule Statistic
It’s impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you’re gonna offend people.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Impossible Life Offend Opinion People
I don’t need equal time, I am equal time!
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Believe One Liner Time
The truth of anything doesn’t matter anymore. What’s right doesn’t matter. What makes economic common sense doesn’t matter. I’m blue in the face over it.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Blue Common Sense Economic Face Matter Truth
I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Happiness Logic Smart
I am the Doctor of Democracy.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Democracy Doctor One Liner
Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it’s the objective.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Bank Business Democracy National Objective Party Solution
In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn’t happening anymore.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Account Happen Media People Politics
There’s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Crime Problem Punishment Sarcastic Solution
The word ‘arrested,’ this is semantics. This was all arranged in advance. I was voluntarily processed.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Advance Arrangement Arrest World
The more dependent you are, the more ignorant you must be, and that’s how they want you.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Depend Ignorant
The only difference between Gorbachev and other Soviet leaders is that Gorbachev is alive.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Alive Leadership
You could afford your house without the government if it weren’t for the government.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Afford Government House
Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Capital Dreams Evaluation Existence

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