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Rush Limbaugh

Militant feminists are pro‐choice because it’s their ultimate avenue of power over men.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Avenue Choice Feminism Men Power Ultimate Women
There’s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Crime Problem Punishment Sarcastic Solution
Two things you need to remember: 1. Don’t sweat the small stuff. 2. It’s ALL small stuff.
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Advice Deep Remember Sweat
Do you think if there was any real evidence, we would have reached a settlement?
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Evidence Reach Real Settle Thinking
I’ve been to the Vatican more than anyplace else outside this country in the world. I am mesmerized by it.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Country World
He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Fry Happiness Intelligence Meal One Liner
Everybody in politics claims to want to get everybody out of poverty. What’s the opposite? Wealth. And what is often criticized by the left? Wealth.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Claim Opposite Politics Poverty Wealth
Most of my critics don’t even listen to me; they are clueless. They just go to Web sites that report what I say out of context.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Clue Context Criticism Listen Report Website
I know it when I don’t know it. Sometimes I know it when I don’t think I know it. I need to trust myself in these moments, these rare moments of self-doubt.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Doubt Moments Myself Thinking Trust
The public school system doesn’t get everybody. Every generation has its rebels.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Generation Public Rebel School System
Even when I think I’m wrong, I’m right. I am all-knowing.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Inspirational Right Thinking Wrong
It’s impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you’re gonna offend people.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Impossible Life Offend Opinion People
I’m not against the government building roads. That is a legitimate government function. But I am very much against the government claiming that their building the road is the reason somebody on the road is successful.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Against Build Claim Function Government Legitmate Reason Road Success
Governments are out of control, irresponsible, never have enough money, never tighten their own belts, and when they are forced to, they always threaten to shut down police departments and teachers and all these things.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Control Department Government Money Responsiblity Teacher
Compassion is no substitute for justice.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Compassion Justice One Liner Sustitute
Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Accuse Allow Women

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