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Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.

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Birthday meant to be another year to be Fabulous.
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Birthday Fabulous
What is wrong with inciting intense dislike of a religion if the activities or teachings of that religion are so outrageous, irrational or abusive of human rights that they deserve to be intensely disliked?
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I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience.
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You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
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But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.
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We put a lot more value, or at least I personally put a lot more value, on the creative values and creative challenges of something than the commercial necessities.
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Enjoy your own company instead of expecting someone else make you happy.
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I would return to the Blackadder character if the opportunity came up. I have no qualms about that at all.
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I’m not looking for anything other than an interesting role to play.
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Excellence is not an act but a habit.
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Look, if I’d wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I’d have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
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If you get the quality right, then the marketability or whatever; your ability to sell videos or your ability to earn money or whatever, will follow naturally.
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It’s a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.
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I would never be a television presenter. It’s not something I could ever do.
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Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
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For telling a good and incisive religious joke, you should be praised. For telling a bad one, you should be ridiculed and reviled. The idea that you could be prosecuted for the telling of either is quite fantastic.
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