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I would never be a television presenter. It’s not something I could ever do.

Rowan Atkinson

I would never wish to say that I’ve finally waved goodbye to any character, it’s just that the emphasis tends to shift.
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Character Emphasis Goodbye Shift Wave
Don’t get too much emotionally attached to anyone.
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Attachment Break Up Broken Heart Emotional Relationship
You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
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Contest Humour Man Sarcastic
I’m more critical of the films I make than anyone else.
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Criticism Film
In the modern media age, we are rarely surprised by what we see.
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Age Media Modernization Rare Surprise
I have always regarded Mr. Bean as a timeless, ageless character, and I would rather he be remembered as a character mostly in his 30s and 40s.
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Age Character Regard Remember Time
I’m as poor as a church mouse, that’s just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
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Bill Cheese Enormous Mouse Poor Tax Wife
I think in many ways Johnny English is a more believable character.
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Actor Believe Character Film
I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I’m in the company of good friends, but I’m not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.
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Company Friendship Funny Heart Joke Quite Reason Serious
The one thing I would never wish it to be thought is that you play serious roles in order to achieve some sort of respectability which you can’t if you’re playing comedic roles.
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Achievement Comedy Play Respect Role Serious
I’m not a collector. I don’t like the toy cupboard syndrome that causes so many good cars to evaporate.
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Car Cause Evaporation Toy
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
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Amuse Comics Funny Happen Natural Need Thinking
I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the ’50s and ’60s.
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Car Enjoyment History Hobby Race
If you get the quality right, then the marketability or whatever; your ability to sell videos or your ability to earn money or whatever, will follow naturally.
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Ability Earn Market Money Natural Quality Right Sell
Mr. Bean had a very good chance of being successful and long-running.
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Chance Success
Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work but then I remember I was born cute not rich.
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Born Cute Funny Remember Rich Sarcastic Work

I would never be a television presenter. It’s not something I could ever do.

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