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I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.
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Ball Extend Period Time
I have always worried about things more than I should.
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Human Nature Worry
But generally speaking, I tend to be quiet and introspective.
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Introspective Quiet Tend
I mean I can do it when I’m very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing.
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If you want to be strong learn to live alone.
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Nope, I don’t enjoy work generally. Not because I’m lazy; it’s just all so stressful and worrying.
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I’m more critical of the films I make than anyone else.
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Criticism Film
If you’re a serious actor, it’s when you know you’re going to die tomorrow that you really start to feel it.
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Actor Die Feeling Future Serious Start
I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there’s a gas bill tied to it.
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Discover Film Finding Funny Gas Neck Sarcastic
I think in many ways Johnny English is a more believable character.
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Actor Believe Character Film
If you get the quality right, then the marketability or whatever; your ability to sell videos or your ability to earn money or whatever, will follow naturally.
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Excellence is not an act but a habit.
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Act Entrepreneur Excellence Habit One Liner
You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
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I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the ’50s and ’60s.
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Enjoy your own company instead of expecting someone else make you happy.
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I’m not looking for anything other than an interesting role to play.
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