“Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.”

Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.

Britain is a very cold, uninhabitable country with small houses.

People are free to campaign and they will be free to vote.

I would spend my time telling stories or writing them.

We will defend our victory through armed struggle. We will have to do that.

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen.

I am an educationist. I’m an economist. I am a politician. I am also now a good storyteller, you know?

It’s not possible that women can be at par with men.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

Don’t drink at all, don’t smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans; so are its resources.

It may be necessary to use methods other than constitutional ones.

There are things one must do for oneself.

Zimbabwe will never be a colony again.

Stay with us, please remain in this country and constitute a nation based on national unity.

A good since of humor and someone who is loyal and cute-I like cute girls.

All girls are the same.

Young girls are told you have to be the delicate princess. Hermione taught them that you can be the warrior.

If you sexy and you know it and you ain’t afraid to show it.

I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.

Every girl and every boy that’s born alive is either a little liberal or else a little conservative.

One girl’s trash is another girl’s vintage red carpet dress.

I’m a bit of a tomboy, but then a girly girl. And I feel like you can be both.