“Zimbabwe will never be a colony again.”

I am an educationist. I’m an economist. I am a politician. I am also now a good storyteller, you know?

It’s not possible that women can be at par with men.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

Don’t drink at all, don’t smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans; so are its resources.

It may be necessary to use methods other than constitutional ones.

There are things one must do for oneself.

Stay with us, please remain in this country and constitute a nation based on national unity.

Some people are contriving ways and means of making us collapse.

We are not hungry. Why foist this food upon us? We don’t want to be choked. We have enough.

The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans.

Cooperation and respect for each other will advance the cause of human rights worldwide. Confrontation, vilification, and double standards will not.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe.

My country has given me this beautiful dark skin, courage, and strength to stand up for what I believe in, and you’ve shown me how determined and courageous our people are, for continuing to stand strong in a world where not much is expected of us.

Every man who repeats the dogma of Mill that one country is no fit to rule another country must admit that one class is not fit to rule another class.

I am who I am today because of you my beautiful country.

I had rather be first in a village than second at Rome.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

America is going to be back. We’re going to be back in the game.

What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.

In Los Angeles, everyone is a star.