One man’s theology is another man’s belly laugh.
ROBERT A. HEINLEINBe wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss.
More Robert A. Heinlein Quotes
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The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick.
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I never learned from a man who agreed with me.
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By cultivating the beautiful we scatter the seeds of heavenly flowers, as by doing good we cultivate those that belong to humanity.
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When a place gets crowded enough to require ID’s, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere.
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An armed society is a polite society.
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The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
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Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
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Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.
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When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know, the end result is tyranny and oppression no matter how holy the motives.
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Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
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It’s an indulgence to sit in a room and discuss your beliefs as if they were a juicy piece of gossip.
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Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.
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The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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