“Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”

The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.

When a place gets crowded enough to require ID’s, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere.

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.

Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.

I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.

There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured.

The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.

They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy.

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it’s supposed to do.

A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.

When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know, the end result is tyranny and oppression no matter how holy the motives.

The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.

To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy – and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.

Without freedom you can never be happy.

Without freedom you can never be happy.

Never needed acceptance from all you outsiders.

Things may not be perfect but remember being hard on yourself never make things easy.

Trust me I never lose. Either I win or learn from it.

Always laughing but never playing. So even when you see me laughing, don’t play wit me.

Never say that I have taken it, only that I have given it back.

Sentiment never was and never can be a guarantee for justice.