Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
ROALD DAHLWatch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
ROALD DAHLThere are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
ROALD DAHLWhen you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
ROALD DAHLI am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
ROALD DAHLSex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
ROALD DAHLThe writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
ROALD DAHLRainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
ROALD DAHLFor me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
ROALD DAHLWe have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
ROALD DAHLLife is more fun if you play games.
ROALD DAHLIf I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
ROALD DAHLI have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
ROALD DAHLSo please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
ROALD DAHLI’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
ROALD DAHLI was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
ROALD DAHLDon’t gobblefunk around with words.
ROALD DAHL