f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLWatch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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If you are good life is good.
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If my books can help children become readers then I feel I have accomplished something important.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
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