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Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.

Roald Dahl

An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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Biography Book Bore Detail Humour Life Person
Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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Eyes Glitter Magic Watch World
Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Eat Giant
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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Business Inspirational Reverse Strike Time Work Hard
lalalalalalallalalallalalalal have nothing to say.
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Funny Humour
Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Believe Finding Inspirational Magic Morning Positive
Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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Doctor Doubt Endurance Expectation Face Happiness Jump Night Pain Towel
Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Inspirational Perspiration Writing
Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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Courtesy Kindness Mind Positive
The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Book Business Greatness Hide Place Secret
Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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Care Character Fight Monster
If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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Calender Extra Humour Remove
I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Humour Right Wrong
I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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Book Care Finish Hate Reading Story
Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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Away Motivational Unbelievable Want Work Hard
Life is more fun if you play games.
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Fun Game Life One Liner Play

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