Life is more fun if you play games.
ROALD DAHLYou can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.
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I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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The prime function of the children’s book writer is to write a book that is so absorbing, exciting, funny, fast and beautiful that the child will fall in love with it.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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