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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.

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The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.
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I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life.
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Beginning Enthusiasm Important Life Realize
I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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Brillance Glory Moments One Liner
If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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Calender Extra Humour Remove
I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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Finding Impossible Problem Talk
Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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Funny Humour One Liner World
If my books can help children become readers then I feel I have accomplished something important.
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Accomplishment Book Children Help Important Reading Success
Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives.
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Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
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Attitute Catch Chase Fast Inspirational
The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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