Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
ROALD DAHLI doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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The walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
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