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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.

Roald Dahl

When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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Children Deserve Grow Up Parents Remember Spark
Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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Diary English Father Perfection Writing
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Enjoyment Men Nonsense Wisdom
For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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Come Invention Pleasure Story Writing
Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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Doctor Doubt Endurance Expectation Face Happiness Jump Night Pain Towel
I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Annoy Children Deliberate Grow Up Humour Understand
Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Eat Giant
Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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Choose Important Inspirational Power
If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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Humour Intend Invention Lord Walk
If you are good life is good.
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Goodness Life One Liner Positive
There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Start Wonder World
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Funny Humour
To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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Black Broker Coal Gold Ship
The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Book Business Greatness Hide Place Secret
If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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Calender Extra Humour Remove
Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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Colour Different Drops Rainbow

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