If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
ROALD DAHLWe all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.
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If you are good life is good.
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We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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