f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLWe all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
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Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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