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Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.

Roald Dahl

I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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Children Humour Murder Myself Old Possible
If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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Calender Extra Humour Remove
Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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Fabulous Flight Journey Travel World
I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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Finding Impossible Problem Talk
A little magic can take you a long way.
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Business Inspirational Magic One Liner Patience Positive
I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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Advantage Book Comfortable Excitement Kids Learning Passion Reading
You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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Doubt Human Nature Relationship Rumor Sure
Obscurity is never a virtue.
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One Liner Virtue Vulger
Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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Animal Human Kill
And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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Allow Inspirational Music Positive Understand Wash Worry
You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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Book Difference Look
lalalalalalallalalallalalalal have nothing to say.
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Funny Humour
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Breakfast Food Humour Pencil
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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Inspirational One Liner Person Positive Ugly
I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
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Memories School Shoes Stair

Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.

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