f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLKindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life.
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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If you are good life is good.
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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