Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
ROALD DAHLThe writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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If you are good life is good.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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When you’re writing, it’s rather like going on a very long walk.
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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No book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
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I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
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