If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
ROALD DAHLThe writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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If you are good life is good.
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I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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A little magic can take you a long way.
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If you are good life is good.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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The walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
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