f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLI am suspicious of both facility and speed.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
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And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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When you’re writing, it’s rather like going on a very long walk.
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Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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