Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
ROALD DAHLA writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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Good writing is essentially rewriting.
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If you are good life is good.
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I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
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