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They are just really stupid people in Hollywood. You write them a script, and they say they love it, they absolutely love it. Then they say, ‘But doesn’t it need a small dog, and an Eskimo, and shouldn’t it be set in New Guinea?’ And you say, ‘But it is a sophisticated romantic comedy set in Paris.’
P. J. O'ROURKE

Absolute Love People Really Say Script Stupid Write
I punish myself more than anybody else does if I am stupid about my actions, and I suffer, really suffer.
EARTHA KITT

Action Anybody Else More Myself Punish Reality Stupid Sufer Than
When you walk the track and you see a corner and realise you were going round it at 160mph, you wonder who could be so stupid to take a corner at that speed. But in the car, you don’t even think about that.
SEBASTIAN VETTEL

Car Corner Could Go Round See Speed Stupid Track Wonder
It’s just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is hilarious, so no.
BILL BURR

People Stupid Talking
You can’t even tell your mom, because she gives that face, Oh, he is that stupid.
BILL ENGVALL

Gives Mom Stupid Tell
Which is better – to be born stupid into an intelligent society or intelligent into an insane one?
ALDOUS HUXLEY

Better Born Insane Intelligent One Society Stupid
Stupid National Anthem… Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? “Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit.”
BILL BAILEY

Fighting Funny Humor Message Pineapple Stupid
Summer-induced stupidity. That was the diagnosis.
AIMEE FRIEDMAN

Diagnosis Induce Stupid Summer
Actors aren’t stupid, mostly, and if there’s a sensibility and an aesthetic that a director’s going for, if you’re aware of that too, you can do things to help that.
ALAN CUMMING

Actor Aesthetic Director Gone Mostly Sensible Stupid
You can’t fix stupid.
RON WHITE

Fix Stupid
Do you know why some people feel jealousy from me? Because I don’t like to comment back on their stupid remarks.
WIZ KHALIFA

Feels People Stupid
A eugoogoolizer…one who speaks at funerals…Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
BEN STILLER

Funeral Stupid Thinking
Otherwise, I think the building can be bigger, larger, and the city can be much more crazy. The problem is the government structure is so deadly stupid, not really solving problems but creating a lot of problems itself every day.
AI WEIWEI

Bigger Building City Crazy Larger More Much Stupid Thinking
I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
OZZY OSBOURNE

Buried Casket Day Dead Gospel Idiot Only Over Retire Should Some Spell Stuff Stupid
It was the Democratic Party, it was the Presidential election. We elected a president [Barack Obama]; we didn’t elect a king. So all the speculation in the next three months.
BILL AYERS

Kings Party Stupid
Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
BILL HICKS

Clueless People Stupid
I’m a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you’re a terrible surgeon.
TED CRUZ

Everyone Maniac Stage Stupid Surgeon Terrible
It’s natural to feel fear. All great warriors are afraid. Only the stupid and the delusional are not.
RICK RIORDAN

Delusional Fel Fera Great Natural Stupid Warrior
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.
BOBBY VINTON

Life People Stupid Things
Growing up in America is like being taught to be stupid.
LEMMY

Being Country Grown Stupid Taught Up
I was perhaps the worst student you have ever seen. You know, I thought I was stupid, all my classmates thought I was stupid, so there was general agreement.
BEN CARSON

Classmate Ever Known Perhaps Seen Student Stupid Thought Worst
Only stupid people are changed by success.
JURGEN KLOPP

Change Only People Stupid Success
Humans beings always do the most intelligent thing…after they’ve tried every stupid alternative and none of them have worked
R. BUCKMINSTER FULLER

Alternative Intelligent Stupid
Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I’ll stop the whole production: ‘Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.’
KEVIN HART

Before Hey Know Look Mean Production Pronounce Somebody Stop Stupid Whole Word
You say something stupid and the next morning you’re in the headlines.
BARRY MANILOW

Morning Next Stupid
We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Belong Country Evil Party Political Stupid
Nearly everyone will lie to you, given the right circumstances.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Humorous Lying Stupid

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