On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check. I fondled it for about five minutes and then sent it back. I told her I couldn’t accept money from strangers.
Alan AbelAlan Abel I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that.
Alan BrazilAlan Brazil A fan sent me a letter and a $10 bill.
Zac EfronZac Efron The Soul of each one of us is sent, that the universe may be complete.
PlotinusPlotinus I sent out a tweet, ‘Dancing with the Stars’ should stop the jibber jabber.
Mr. TMr. T Learning to write sent me falling, falling through the surface of the South African way of life.
Nadine GordimerNadine Gordimer I had been playing for a while, and I asked Louisville Slugger to send me a dozen flame treated bats. But when I got it, I realized they had sent me a box of ashes.
Bob UeckerBob Uecker There’s no such thing as an unsent Christian. You have already been SENT.
Alan HirschAlan Hirsch
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