“I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that.”

Scotland have this habit of kicking themselves in the foot.

I don’t want to stir up a can of worms.

There’s a good-feel factor about Sheffield Wednesday.

Some of the Scotland players need to look themselves in the face.

Belgium’s not a hotpot of international football.

Clint Dempsey scored a last-minute winner to earn Tottenham a 1-1 draw against United.

Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I’ve no idea

In the papers this morning: ‘Police closing in on Ian Holloway.’ Sorry, it’s ‘Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.’

The tackles are coming in thick and thin now.

In their last four Blackburn have lost 3-0, 3-1, 5-3 and 3-2. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to work out that’s 12 goals conceded

I think for many songwriter/performers, you need to go off by yourself and write the songs to begin with.

Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.

Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.

Catch-22′ was a huge failure, and it rubbed off on everybody connected to it.

My wife went off with Elvis.

I turn you out of doors switch off the lights throw water on the fire I turn you out of doors stubborn desire.

Country & western, rap, heavy metal, with historical folk rock off in some kind of cult.

So you packed your world up inside a canvas sack, set off down the highway with your rings and Kerouac.