Sarcastic Quotes

It’s a weird feeling when people are defining you, and you haven’t even defined yourself.

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

If the sunlight ain’t here, neither am I.

They talked us into buying candy bars and throwing the candy away and eating the wrapper.

Beauty should be edible, or not at all.

If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question.

The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.

Sometimes the world is so beautiful it knocks you out. ⁣⁣

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

We must be allowed to insult each other.