Sarcastic Quotes

They say cats have nine lives. I’ve had 12 already and I don’t know how many more I’ll have.

There is nothing cheaper than an opinion.

If I read as many books as most men do, I would be as dull-witted as they are.

I act with complete certainty. But this certainty is my own.

I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.

The only negativity I need in my life right now is a COVID test.

There’s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.

All humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl.

British women can’t cook.

I’m not sure why everyone wants to age me.