President Quotes

I’ll be a president who pushes toward the future. Not one who clings to the past.

No President should fear public scrutiny of his program.

The presidency is not merely an administrative office. It is pre-eminently a place of moral leadership.

Yes, I’m going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President.

Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.

I promise to protect Japan’s land and sea, and the lives of the Japanese people no matter what.

We’ve really got to stop looking to Washington to fix our problems. It obviously doesn’t have the ability to do that. People who are successful are not successful because of the president.

Rituals, anthropologists will tell us, are about transformation.

I want a president who can handle a cream soda.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.