Phone Quotes

When I’m at home, I don’t discuss business. I don’t talk business. I don’t answer the phone. It’s just me, my wife, my children, my dogs. That’s my world.

I wish I had said no, the day you asked for my number, but I was young, dumb and numb, looking for a harbor of harmony, to mend my shattered soul.

By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

I say the phone records of law abiding citizens are none of their damn business!

When you come calling I’ll answer. But I know I have to keep a piece of my heart just for me.

In my house there’s this light switch that doesn’t do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said ‘cut it out’

There will come a day when the phone doesn’t ring as much as it used to.

Old man with an old phone. That’s never not funny.

I don’t write; I just go in the booth.