Phone Quotes

Some day I’m gonna call me up on the phone, so when I answer, I can tell myself to shut up.

We would talk on the phone for hours, philosophically and theologically, about all of these issues.

No phone, a movie, a glass of wine, and some salad. Perfect!

You can kind of judge how old a film is by the size of the cell phones.

There’s nothing that would keep Apple out of the Android market as a secondary phone market.

People are lazy, and nobody wants to turn their phone to the side. I know I have my phone locked, so if I have to turn something to the side, I have to turn that lock off.

I have held the following jobs: office temp, ticket seller in movie theatre, cook in restaurant, nanny, and phone installer at the Super Bowl in New Orleans.

When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.

Be daring enough to be different, humble enough to make mistakes, wild enough to be burnt in the fire of love, real enough to make others see how phony you are.

Don’t become a slave to technology – manage your phone, don’t let it manage you.