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Jihad and the rifle alone. NO negotiations, NO conferences and NO dialogue

Motorsport is very expensive. No one cares if you had a good season two years ago and then you have an injury. It is a very dodgy investment.

When nature finally calls, they have no idea where to go and are in a mess.

Do I feel like I’m 65? No. I feel like I’m 15. That’s my problem.

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.

What is freedom? There is no such thing as absolute freedom!

People still come up to me and ask me to sign their records. That’s right, records! Man, they don’t even make records no more!

Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.

There’s no point in being scared of just trying.