Mom Quotes

You gotta watch out for the moms.

Don’t blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there’s this new club called civilization and you guys should join.

Almost everyone who has gone to the bad early in life has had a deceitful mother.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

Every single thing I learned about marketing and building my business, I learned from my mom, and she had never been in the workforce. She just had great practical sense.

My mom just understands about stuff. We have a really good trust, and she knows I can take care of myself.

I never did say that you can’t be a nice guy and win. I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I’d trip her up.

What she did have, after raising two children, was the equivalent of a PhD in mothering and my undying respect.

I honestly don’t even know how I got into acting. It happened so quickly because my mom and sister used to do commercials, and apparently when I was little I would unbuckle myself from the stroller and crash their auditions.

Become familiar with your home, but know also about your neighbors. The young man who never went anywhere thinks his mother is the greatest cook.