When I moved out of my mom’s house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else.
Beth DittoBeth Ditto Mom! This is Haruhi! We’ll adopt her someday so don’t forget! ~Hikaru and Kaoru
Bisco HatoriBisco Hatori It’s like my characters, all my men are Dad and me in a mess; all my female characters are smart and hopeful, like Mom just trying to make the best of things.
Bret Easton EllisBret Easton Ellis My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
Bob SagetBob Saget
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