Mom Quotes

I have no idea why my mom picked Bob, and I’ve never asked her. My name used to get slaughtered all the time by other people. I was ‘Desmond’ or ‘Damon’ or ‘Demon.’ So Bob’s cool.

I wanted to stay close enough so mom could see me play – where I could go home if I needed to.

I was just your average hockey mom, and signed up for the PTA because I wanted to make my kids’ public education better.

Do you know how you get the urge to clean your room, and it’s no big deal? But when your mom tells you that you have to clean your room, you don’t want to? That’s me, anyway.

MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.

My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.

I find that most people [in social media] just want me to say “happy birthday” to their mom or wish them good luck with their exams.

I wanted to be a child actor so bad that every day I’d beg my parents if I could audition, but my mom said, ‘Not until you can drive yourself to auditions.’

Mom! This is Haruhi! We’ll adopt her someday so don’t forget! ~Hikaru and Kaoru