Male Quotes

Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.

It makes you more choosy and also more receptive to absorb anything for 15 seconds.

My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.

I think our sexuality is all yet to be recounted and that the rich male literary tradition constitutes a huge obstacle.

The male is always the pawn in a romantic comedy. Come together, break up, go chase her, get her, roll credits. That’s what happens in all of them.

You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.

Boys don’t like girls around when they do boy things.

There’s something about taking the path of least resistance that makes a lot of sense. But at the same time, we have to figure out which things in life are worth struggling through.

Nope. Thats my line. This is my boyfriends house, which makes that my line,exclusively.Where is he?” nora (p. 287)

Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears would attract every male within a five-mile radius.