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Can we just call them storm spirits?” Leo asked. “Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks.

I think I started doing covers when I was… what, like 9 or 10?

I personally prefer freedom of thought. But in England you get neither: you’re ground down by convention. You can’t think as you like and you can’t act as you like. That’s because it’s a democratic nation. I expect America’s worse.

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

Now, see, that’s why you want Internet friends. You can find people just exactly like you. Screw your neighbors and your family, too messy…the trouble is, once you filter out everybody that doesn’t agree with you, all that’s left is maybe this one retired surfer guy living in Idaho.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you.

Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.

We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.

We all wanted to be like him.

You know, you spend your whole life feeling like you don’t quite fit in anywhere.