Home Quotes

When I look at you, I am home.

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

I didn’t want to be like all these socialites – they sit at home, and go to the debutant ball, and marry some rich guy and that’s it. That’s all they do. I wanted to do my own thing so I could buy whatever I want, do whatever I want.

Give a little kindness, everyone houses some kind of pain.

What do I think about when I strike out? I think about hitting home runs.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.

If in the sight of God you cannot say you are sure that you have a special call to stay at home, why are you disobeying the Saviour’s plain command to go?

So what if you end up buying a size 6 instead of a 4? You can always cut out the label at home, and you’ll pretty soon forget whatever that number was because you’ll be too busy admiring how fantastic you look.

Do you remember when I felt like home?

Unfriending me when I didn’t even know we were friends? It’s like breaking wind when you’re home alone. If I can’t smell you, knock yourself out.