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The average golfer’s problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing
BEN HOGAN

Average Golf Problem
I have found the game to be, in all factualness, a universal language wherever I traveled at home or abroad.
BEN HOGAN

Game Golf Home
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPE

Get Golf Names Vain
Hit the ball up to the hole… You meet a better class of people up there.
BEN HOGAN

Class Golf People
Golf was my life. I didn’t want to give it up. So I went to work!
BEN HOGAN

Giving Golf Life Work
I never played a round when I didn’t learn something new about the game.
BEN HOGAN

Games Golf New Something
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
BOB HOPE

Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
I can play the game only one way. I must play every shot for all there is in it. I cannot play safe.
BOBBY JONES

Games Golf Play
Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.
BEN HOGAN

Golf Management Talent
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he’s like “there’s a golf shot. That’s a golf shot.” Well of course it’s a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don’t see Gretzky skating around going “there’s a hockey shot, that’s a hockey shot.”
BILL ENGVALL

Funny Golf Humor
I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I’d played golf I would have been skint.
ALAN HANSEN

Always Been Golf Play Realise Skint Want
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
BOB HOPE

Beautiful Golf Member Successful
There are no shortcuts to good golf. The better players realize this.
BABE DIDRIKSON ZAHARIAS

Golf Player Shortcuts
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPE

Golf Swimming Work Out
I play with friends, but we don’t play friendly games.
BEN HOGAN

Funny Games Golf
Certainly, if you can’t manage your game, you can’t play tournament golf.
BEN HOGAN

Games Golf Play
A decision of the courts decided that the game of golf may be played on a Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
BILL VAUGHAN

Golf Sunday Views
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
BOB HOPE

Alligators Bags Golf
In golf, the customs and etiquette and decorum are as important as the rules of play.
BOBBY JONES

Golf Important Play
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
BEN HOGAN

Golf Important Next One
I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
BARRY HUMPHRIES

Athletic Contemporaries Coronary Golf Occlusion
Jesus Christ can’t hit a golf ball straight. It’s virtually impossible – at best it’s an accident.
BEN HOGAN

Ball Golf Jesus
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course… the space between your ears.
BOBBY JONES

Golf Space Sports
Golf is like life in a lot of ways – All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Golf Inflicted Self Way
You figure they cheat at the ballpark, they’ll cheat on the golf course, they’ll cheat in business, and anything else in life. Players may laugh about it and say it’s funny, but right down in their heart, they don’t think it’s funny at all, and they have no respect for a person who cheats.
BOB FELLER

Business Golf Heart Laugh Player
Doesn’t it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without making a lot of bad shots?
BOBBY JONES

Asses Bad Boys Golf Shots Silly
I think that (Alister) MacKenzie and I managed to work as a completely sympathetic team. Of course there was never any question that he was the architect and I was the advisor and consultant.
BOBBY JONES

Golf Men Team

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