Golf Quotes

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.

I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

In golf as in life, it’s the follow through that makes the difference.

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.

I always said you have to be really smart or really dumb to play this game well. I just don’t know where I fit in.

Too much ambition is a bad thing to have in a bunker.

That was a great game of golf, fellers.

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don’t put into it.