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You see people in the left lane, and as long as they are on the speed limit, they stay there. Get in the right lane and let people pass you.

I know when somebody is trying to get something out of me for clicks. And sometimes I feel like giving it to them.

When I get sick of what men do, I have only to walk a few steps in another direction to see what spiders do. Or what the weather does. This sustains me very well indeed.

As for getting there … it’s a choice between sinning and being tricked by demons It’s a plane of evil … despair … and magic of the foulest kind.

Getting from page four to page five is more important than spending three weeks getting page four perfect.

A foolproof plan for not getting a job.

Health and cheerfulness naturally beget each other.

if you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.

It doesn’t matter who scores the points, it’s who can get the ball to the scorer.

I can get more out of God by believing Him for one minute than by shouting at Him all night.