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You get born and you try this and you don’t know why, only you keep on trying it and you are born at the same time with a lot of other people.

The worst mistake of a woman is to go to the kitchen, because then she never gets out of there.

Philosophy and Religion-what are they when the wind blows and the water gets up in lumps?

The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.

The problem with me is, I guess, the way I express myself, you have to be with me 50 years before you can get a sense of what I’m talking about.

All I know is, if you listen to society, you’ll never get anywhere!

Someday every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life.

Am I going to get my warts removed? I might do, but I’m certainly not going to auction them on the Internet.

You can’t get AIDS from a hug or a handshake or a meal with a friend.

I think your ego gets in the way of making something good because it kind of blinds you from the actual art.