Fools Quotes

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

Only fools don’t contradict themselves.

None but a fool worries about things he cannot influence.

What a shame – how the taste of you could rot even the cedar and cypress. How you fooled the redwood into believing narcissus’ pond was made for two.

There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.

We are responsible for our captivity to sin. In our foolishness, we forget God. However, God intervenes!

A lottery is a taxation on all of the fools in creation.

The ordinary procedure of the nineteenth century is that when a powerful and noble personage encounters a man of feeling, he kills, exiles, imprisons or so humiliates him that the other, like a fool, dies of grief.

Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.

Woman’s advice has little value, but he who won’t take it is a fool.