Food Quotes

He is rich enough who does not want bread.

Hearing nuns’ confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Heavenly Father and Mother, make us thankful for all the blessings of this life, and make us ever mindful of the patient hands that oft in weariness spread our tables and prepare our daily food. For humanity’s sake, Amen.

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better than tedious disease.

Immense wealth, and its lavish expenditure, fill the great house with all that can please the eye, or tempt the taste. Here, appetite, not food, is the great desideratum.

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

I’m no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.

It is well known among physicians that the best of the nourishing foods is the one that the Moslem religion forbids, i.e., Wine. It contains much good and light nourishment. It is rapidly digested and helps to digest other foods.

Finish your food or you won’t get any dessert later.