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If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn’t matter how great you were, it’ll always take an unfunny drunk with climbing skills to make people notice you.
BANKSY

Climbing Drunk Skills
It’s cool to be able to dunk. I’m pretty tall and pretty long. My body’s probably built more for basketball than for golf.
TONY FINAU

Basketball Cool Able Drunk Golf Long Nody Pretty Probably
Listen to your cool, drunk uncle who tells you to lie. Those are the relationships that last.
ADAM DEVINE

Cool Drunk Last Listen Relationship Tell Uncle
I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well… like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!
BILL ENGVALL

Drunk Riding Stupid
If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn’t matter how great you were, it’ll always take an unfunny drunk with climbing skills to make people notice you.
BANKSY

Climbing Drunk Skills
Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks.
GEORGE JONES

Alcoholic Character Drinking Drunk Lazy Maybe Other Some Voluntary
I’d love to be a woman for one day of my life… God… I would be drunk with power.
BILL ENGVALL

Day Drunk One Power
If you just warn people, they often simply ignore you. But if you ask them a question, then they have to think about it.
BEN AARONOVITCH

Drunk People Thinking
When someone is in a car accident and they’re driving at 100 mph, drunk, who’s tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it.
BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG

Drunk Someone Thinking Time
“Well,” Rock said, “is involving much mudbeer and singing.” “How’s that a duel?” “He who can still sing after the most drinks is winner. Plus, soon’ everyone is so drunk that they forget what argument was about.” Teft laughed. “Beats knives at dawn, I suppose.
BRANDON SANDERSON

Argument Drink Drunk Most Rock
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
BETTE MIDLER

Drinking Drunk Perspective
If money comes along I will take it. I just want good scripts that try to make you think. I’ve been offered lots of money in the past but I just know that I would abuse it and get drunk.
DANIEL CRAIG

Drunk Past Thinking
How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high, I will have to call a cab.
WIZ KHALIFA

Bottles Drunk Meaningful
There’s been times when I’ve been in really tough shape at the top of the course. Talk about a hard challenge right there. I mean, if you ever tried to ski when you’re wasted, it’s not easy.
BODE MILLER

Challenge Drunk Mean Touch Wasted
I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way!
TORI AMOS

Drunk Moisture Water Way
When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.
BAM MARGERA

Drunk Thinking Wheel
Friends don’t let heads drive drunk!
AL SNOW

Drive Drunk Friend Head
The true meaning of the precepts is that one should refrain not only from drinking alcohol but also from getting drunk on nirvana.
BASSUI TOKUSHO

Buddhist Drinking Drunk Refrain
When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.
BOBBY MOYNIHAN

Citizen Drunk Rapper
Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober.
BONAR LAW

Drunk Sober Speech
If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.
DAVE ATTELL

Book Drunk Phones
I found out water can be drunk straight.
BILLY CARTER

Drunk Moral Water
H. L Mencken’s Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are no slouches, either.
BILL BARICH

Country Drunk Language Long Tree
Life is a drink and you get drunk when you’re young…
PAUL WELLER

Drunk Generation Happen Life
At four o’clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen.
JAMES A. BALDWIN

Drunk Morning Wine
There’s only one man really responsible for those events – Yahya Khan. Both he and his advisers were so drunk with power and corruption they’d even forgotten the honor of the army.
ZULFIKAR ALI BHUTTO

Army Drunk Men

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