Clubs Quotes

If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that’s good for me; I’m good.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

I managed lots of clubs. I had more clubs than Jack Nicholson

A lot of Donna Summer and things that maybe weren’t trendy anymore or weren’t hip in gay clubs but you’d hear them at Taboo.

Nobody ever swung a club too slowly.

I think there ought to be a club in which preachers and journalists could come together and have the sentimentalism of the one matched with the cynicism of the other. That ought to bring them pretty close to the truth.

The Infinite Universal Power is more than just a narrow-minded gatekeeper to a spiritual County Club.

I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.