Children Quotes
Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Kids made fun of me because I was a slow learner, because I was hyperactive, because of a lot of things. Running gave me confidence.
Steve PrefontaineSteve Prefontaine Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they’re already asleep.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.H. Jackson Brown Jr. The most important thing about being a father is being able to forgive yourself. If you don’t forgive yourself, you’re not going to forgive your kids, either.
Evander HolyfieldEvander Holyfield The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
H. L. MenckenH. L. Mencken Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read!
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
Evelyn WaughEvelyn Waugh Together we can change the lives of many children.
Lionel MessiLionel Messi We’re Children, Teenagers, Women. We aren’t flames, but we have fire in us.
Ana SoulfulAna Soulful My humanity, in common with all of God’s children, gives the greatest flight to my full range of my possibilities.
Arthur AsheArthur Ashe When your child is in trouble, the first thing you do is blame yourself.
Barbara WaltersBarbara Walters I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
Tim AllenTim Allen That was a judicious mother who said, “I obey my children for the first year of their lives, but ever after I expect them to obey me.
Henry Ward BeecherHenry Ward Beecher With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
Adam SandlerAdam Sandler Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Religion makes kind people say unkind things: “I must prove my faith, so mutilate the genitals of my children.” They wouldn’t do that if God didn’t tell them to do so.
Christopher HitchensChristopher Hitchens