Audience Quotes

There are jokes I tell in the show that don’t get laughs unless I am in front of an audience of critical thinkers.

When I dance I am really meditating rather then performing for an audience.

I’m getting to a point in my life where my whole attitude about the relationship between myself and the audience is totally different.

I try to interact with my audience and have them be equal to me because they are.

I never understood the need for a “live” audience. My music, because of its extreme quietude, would be happiest with a dead one.

I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Audiences believe what you believe. It’s a matter of believing yourself. If I believe me, then you’ve got no choice. None at all.

I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.

Every day is Thanksgiving for me, man. Yeah, I still have an audience, and they ask the local promoter, “When is Al coming back?”