Audience Quotes

I want the best product for my audience, and if I don’t care 100%, who will? It’s my name, my likeness that goes out there.

I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it’s what I live for.

At male strip shows, it is still the women that we watch, the audience of women and their eager faces. They are more obscene than if they were dancing naked themselves.

When I talk to audiences about the size and age of the cosmos, people often say, “It makes me feel so insignificant.” I answer, “The bigger and more impersonal the universe is, the more meaningful you are, because this vast.

A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience

I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.

I like trying to do things which work on many levels, because I think it is terribly important to give an audience a lot of things they might not get as well as those they will.

there are two ways of speaking an audience will always like: one is, to tell them what they don’t understand; and the other is, to tell them what they’re used to.

When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that’s a gift – to you and your audience.

Photography is a lot like telling a large predatory cat what to do-while an audience of people you can’t see watches you.