Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Dirt makes a man look masculine. Let your hair blow in the wind, and all that. It’s OK. All you have to do is look neat when you have to look neat.
Hedy LamarrHedy Lamarr I became an actor so I can show you characters and never have to show you me.
Margot RobbieMargot Robbie I’m cute – and God I hate that. Because that’s not cool. I’m like your niece, and nobody wants to date their niece. It’s the chubby cheeks. The whole reason people voted for me on American Idol is because I’m an everyday, normal girl.
Kelly ClarksonKelly Clarkson We should always be disposed to believe that that which appears white is really black, if the hierarchy of the Church so decides.
Ignatius of LoyolaIgnatius of Loyola Wherever we look, the work of the chemist has raised the level of our civilization and has increased the productive capacity of the nation.
Calvin CoolidgeCalvin Coolidge You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Steve MartinSteve Martin Most of us are wiser than we may appear to be. On one level, wisdom is nothing more profound than an ability to follow ones own advice.
Sam HarrisSam Harris It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
Steve MartinSteve Martin I often find it’s just the confidence that makes you sexy, not what your body looks like. It’s how you feel about yourself that makes you sexy.
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