Animal Quotes
Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.
Quentin TarantinoQuentin Tarantino A country is known by the way it treats its animals.
Jawaharlal NehruJawaharlal Nehru Butterflies and birds are like one perfect teaspoon of creation.
Anne LamottAnne Lamott Stones grow, plants grow, and live, animals grow live and feel.
Carl LinnaeusCarl Linnaeus Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
Lewis GrizzardLewis Grizzard Just as the supposed number may differ from the true number by fully 100, 150, or even 200 in a flock of 600 sheep, so may I be even more out of my reckoning in the case of these very little animalcules.
Antonie van LeeuwenhoekAntonie van Leeuwenhoek A tool is usually more simple than a machine; it is generally used with the hand, whilst a machine is frequently moved by animal or steam power.
Charles BabbageCharles Babbage It’s really bizarre because no one knows this, but elephants have killed more animal trainers than any other animal.
Vin DieselVin Diesel Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I turned down Prince William’s invitation for me to sing at his birthday bash because he was spearing animals in Africa and bringing publicity to it, and I thought that was pretty disgusting!
PinkPink The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
Bill MaherBill Maher You’re not jesus. You don’t get a sacrificial lamb.
Lauren EdenLauren Eden Where do the ducks go in the winter?
J. D. SalingerJ. D. Salinger Women and elephants never forget.
Dorothy ParkerDorothy Parker I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track.
Buffalo BillBuffalo Bill We may say, that not only the soul (the mirror of an indestructible universe) is indestructible, but also the animal itself is, although its mechanism is frequently destroyed in parts.
Gottfried Wilhelm LeibnizGottfried Wilhelm Leibniz