Alcohol Quotes

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I have better use for my brain than to poison it with alcohol. To put alcohol in the human brain is like putting sand in the bearings of an engine.
THOMAS EDISON

Alcohol Brain Engine Funny Human Poison Sand
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN

Alcohol Character Drunk Man One Liner Truth
Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
RUMI

Alcohol Alone Giving Leaving Pain Wine
There is truth in wine and children.
PLATO

Alcohol Children Funny Truth Wine
It’s the wise man who stays home when he’s drunk.
EURIPIDES

Alcohol Drunk Home Man Wise
Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.
OSCAR WILDE

Alcohol Cocktail Evil Hear Invitation Party Speak
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

Alcohol Baby Beer Drink Funny Grow Up Milk
I drink to make other people more interesting.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY

Alcohol Drunk Humour Interesting People
I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
JIM CARREY

Alcohol Beautiful Drug Life Positive Serious
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
GALILEO GALILEI

Alcohol Sunlight Togetherness Water Wine
My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAIN

Alcohol Book Funny Genius Water Wine Writing
Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don’t smoke or drink.
AUDREY HEPBURN

Alcohol Bore Drink Smoking Terrible
Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.
PAULO COELHO

Acceptance Alcohol Bottle Drink Experience Life Try Variety Wine
A bottle of wine was good company.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY

Alcohol Bottle Company Goodness One Liner Wine
I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I’m crazy, but that’s the way I am. I get stoned, I do my own thing.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

Alcohol Funny Gymnastic Whisky
It’s true drinkin will kill ya, but if you’re drunk you don’t care.
POST MALONE

Alcohol Care Funny Kill
Train your mind to enjoy life without alcohol.
JACKLYN TYSON

Alcohol Enjoyment Life Mind One Liner Training
Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.
MORGAN FREEMAN

Alcohol Cold Drink Hot Soup Waether
No phone, a movie, a glass of wine, and some salad. Perfect!
KATE MOSS

Alcohol Movie Phone Salad Wine
If merely ‘feeling good’ could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.
WILLIAM JAMES

Alcohol Feel Feelings Good
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait”.
MITCH HEDBERG

Alcohol Funny Humor Wait Wine
My lips got lost on the way to the kiss – that’s how drunk I was.
RUMI

Alcohol Drunk Kiss Lips Lost Love
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Alcohol Dance
If my cup won’t hold but a pint and yourn holds a quart, wouldn’t ye be mean not to let me have my little half-measure full?
SOJOURNER TRUTH

Alcohol Drink Hold Myself
Wine is a terrible foe, hard to wrestle with.
EURIPIDES

Alcohol Terrible Wine Wrestling
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLER

Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.
KARL MARX

Alcohol Care Humour Person Trust Wine

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