Major third complications can be overcome by lots of alcohol.
Eddie Van HalenEddie Van Halen I hate tequila but I’ll drink it straight from the bottle if it means forgetting you.
Helena DegnHelena Degn I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
Kurt VonnegutKurt Vonnegut They legalized alcohol, they legalized tobacco. What is it gonna hurt to legalize this medicinal, medical marijuana that’s used for purposes of cataracts?
Snoop DoggSnoop Dogg I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
Steven WrightSteven Wright Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
Lily TomlinLily Tomlin This is one night I wish I smoked and drank.
Grace KellyGrace Kelly I found myself being more and more involved with people who were rejected by society – with drug addicts, alcoholism, battered this, battered that – and I found an affinity there.
Princess DianaPrincess Diana I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields We were dirt poor but we had each other. We didn’t need much to have a lot.
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov One quick sip of your memory I let it slip, and I go on without you.
Emma SchippersEmma Schippers If the scars on my heart were visible to the naked eye, maybe you’d think twice about inflicting more.
Laura Natoli-KearneyLaura Natoli-Kearney I am getting better at forgetting you. I am slowly but steadily learning the art of forgetting you.
Juana GarciaJuana Garcia Paper and pen petrify me, for they pierce right through me, drawing deep blue blood, leaving me utterly cold.
Shreya JoshiShreya Joshi
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